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SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS - 1964 - PT 8 OF 8
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (also titled Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens) is a 1964 science fiction film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. It is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the Internet Movie Database, and was also featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the Canned Film Festival. It was directed by Nicholas Webster, and it stars John Call as Santa Claus. It also includes an 8-year-old Pia Zadora playing the role of one of the Martian children. The film took on new found fame in the '90s after being featured on an episode of the comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000. It became a holiday staple on the Comedy Central cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere, helping it become one of the series' most popular episodes. The story involves the denizens of the planet Mars, including Momar ("Mom Martian") and Kimar ("King Martian") who are worried that their children Girmar ("Girl Martian") and Bomar ("Boy Martian") are watching too much Earth television, most notably station KID-TV's interview with Santa Claus in his workshop at the North Pole. Consulting the ancient 800-year old Martian sage Chochem, they are advised that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure; from infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines, and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought. Chochem sadly notes that he had seen this coming "for centuries", and states that the only way to help the children is to allow them to have freedom, to be allowed to have fun. To do this, they need a Santa Claus figure, like on Earth. Leaving the sage's dwelling, the Martian leaders decide to kidnap Santa Claus from Earth and bring him to Mars to make toys for the children of their planet. One warmongering Martian, Voldar, is in constant disagreement with this idea and repeatedly tries to kill Santa Claus, as well as two kidnapped Earth children, as he believes that Santa is corrupting the children of Mars and turning them away from the race's original glory. Throughout the movie, Santa Claus makes several jokes to the kidnapped children, Betty and Billy Foster, laughing to himself and met with silence. He then slowly laughs in disappointment each time. When they arrive on Mars, Santa and the children build a factory to make toys for the Martian children. However, the grumpy Voldar and his assistants, Stobo and Shim, sabotage the factory and change the programming so that it makes the toys incorrectly. Meanwhile, Dropo, a moronic Martian who has been acting silly ever since Santa came to Mars, puts on one of Santa's spare suits and starts talking and acting like Santa Claus. He goes to the toy factory to make toys, but Voldar mistakes him for Santa Claus and kidnaps him. When Santa and the children come back to the factory to make more toys, they discover that the machine has been tampered with. Voldar and Stobo come back to the factory to make a deal with Kimar, but when they see the real Santa Claus in the factory they realize that their plan has been foiled. Dropo, held hostage in a cave, tricks Shim, who was guarding him, and escapes. Kimar then arrests Voldar, Stobo and Shim. Santa notices that Dropo is acting like him, and says that Dropo would make a good Martian Santa Claus. Kimar agrees to make Dropo a Santa Claus on Mars and sends Santa and the children back to Earth.
Author: classicchristmas
Keywords: santa claus conquers martians 1960s sci fi science fiction mst3k christmas aliens
Added: November 21, 2008
NARCONON Georgia parent talks about the program and it's success.
NARCONON Georgia parent talks about the program and it's success. We have many parents that have come to us in their time of need for their children. We are proud to help their children.If your child needs help please call 1-877-413-3073 What is Drug Addiction? http://www.drugsno.com/addiction.htm Signs of Drug Addiction http://www.drugsno.com/identify_abuse.htm
Author: NarcononTV
Keywords: Narconon of Georgia drugs alcohol parents success graduation help addiction education
Added: November 21, 2008
NARCONON Georgia parent talks about the program.
NARCONON Georgia parent talks about the program that their child went through. We are so happy to have parents like this to support our rehab and their children. What is Drug Addiction? http://www.drugsno.com/addiction.htm Signs of Drug Addiction http://www.drugsno.com/identify_abuse.htm
Author: NarcononDrugEdu
Keywords: Narconon of Georgia drugs alcohol rehab addiction education recovery help
Added: November 21, 2008
Is a Sheltie for Me?
Granite State Shetland Sheepdog Club gives a few things to consider before adding a Sheltie to your life.
Author: ivftech
Keywords: Sheltie Shetland Sheepdog NH New Hampshire Dogs and Kids Education Mini Collies Lassie
Added: November 21, 2008
Black Market Militia - Mayday lyrics
[Intro: Hell Razah] Fear the evil music, Renaissance Child Yeah, Black Market, yea, Black Market Militia We gon' talk to the ghettos, Hell Razah All my niggaz in the projects, Will Cooper Blood on the walls, yeah, yeah And it breaths so shit, real deep, yea Black Market Militia, roll with this Ain't fuckin' wit us, yo, yo [Hell Razah] Welfare, got a respect for my moms I found out, George Bush was the same as Saddam I'm a digital bomb, downloaded on the CD-ROM Before Muhammed and the Holy Qu'ran, an Egyptian God Abraham, saught the science of Brahm Breath of life, education of Christ, gave Satan his life He bought souls when they came with a price I got the dice, rollin' three sixes, blowin' widow kisses Keep wizes, readin' Hebrew scriptures Each gun go a longer distance, to get ya I develop, so the seller get the bigger picture Ron O'Neal, superfly without no deal I'm Shaquille, when it comes down to lyrical skills Maccabee be a seed of Israel What I can't eat in a mill, I guess, I'mma leave in my will Set fire to America's flag, and the President mad I raise the states, like the price of gas [[Chorus - 2X]: Hell Razah] We try'nna save up for AK's Having helicopter niggaz screamin' "Mayday!" This is Black Market Military, don't play Ain't no comin' at my family, the wrong way, aye [Hell Razah] Child support, disrespectin' my pops, it's fucked up When ya man breakin' bread with the cops They love talkin' alot, so we send they heads back in a box This for Ray Charles and Red Foxxx, let off a shot And all the brothers in the prison cells, livin' in hell It's dawn of the dead, we born here, to war with the feds Lead the snakes to the edge, watch it fall of the ledge It ain't over til we kill 'em, and oil they eggs Probably kicked down the White House door Cuz they wipe out poor, people that's homeless Who life like lost, while the rich get richer, the poor get poorer So we run a menage, on both Bush's daughters And show 'em all the riches that his twin sisters bought us That made a World Trade, when they slept with a slave The same ones that got AIDS, that sickness ya'll made The resurrected Nat Turner's, back from the grave [Tragedy Khadafi] When I write, the angels cry, tears fall out of the sky Hit the earth, take human form and fly Prophets and messengers, rise out of they graves My enemies'll treat, four legged beasts, back to the cage Mountains of Caucus, I'm just dealin' with higher forces Satellite's take flight when I'm swervin', bulletproof porsches The first dynasty was that of Egyptian's Before commandments, my name was written in golden scriptures When I spit, it's like bare witness to Allah Chikis Sahatta Nat Turner burner, soul of a rider It's like me and you subtracted from two, last one left Right over left, when cowards die, thousands of death Let the revolution start, where's your heart, let ya heat pop Feel the lost cause of Afeni, when she lost Pac Betty Shabazz, the slugs tore Malcolm's chest and he drop Audobon building, might get murdered, what I'm revealing Cinematic like Michael Moore, Fahrenheit 9/11 Mac-11 flamin', the president's head til it severed [Outro: Killah Priest] May day, may day, I report from the hood Black Market, I report from the hood, Black Market Black Market Militia - Mayday lyrics Killah Priest, Tragedy Khadafi, Hell Razah, Timbo King & William Cooper
Author: B0ssPlayaz
Keywords: Black Market Militia Mayday lyrics Killah Priest Tragedy Khadafi Hell Razah Timbo King William Cooper
Added: November 21, 2008